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Title: "It was sex pollen!" (Or, how to have a weird day on the USS Enterprise)
Pairing: Jim Kirk / Leonard McCoy
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] amine_eyes  and [livejournal.com profile] brytewolf  :D
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Oh God we most certainly do not own xD
A/N: I ... honestly don't know how this came about xD Started as a reply to [livejournal.com profile] brytewolf 's "Horseflesh and Cowboy Hats" comment fic on the Daily Captain and Daily Doctor feature on [livejournal.com profile] jim_and_bones , and randomly grew into ... well, epic crack of crackness. I think that's the only way to describe it xD. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did when writing :)
Warnings: Highlight to see - [Crack, swearing, implicit rimming, voyeurism]


 

 

"So how exactly did they find out about us having sex? Jim?" )

 

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Title: "That morning feeling"
Pairing: Jim Kirk / Leonard McCoy
Rating: PG
Summary: Sometimes, it's nice to take the little pleasures :)
A/N: inspired by the semi-weekly man on man posts on [livejournal.com profile] jim_and_bones , the particular picture is under the cut :) Unbeta-ed
Disclaimer: I own them! ... / dreams


"He's woken by soft kisses along his temples, along the corners of his eyes ..." )
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Title: "Lunchtime and socialising"
Characters: Jim Kirk, Leonard McCoy
Rating: PG-13, purely for the solitary swearword of Leonard's. (No, I can't believe he only swore once either xD)
Summary: It's been a month since Leonard joined Starfleet, and he can't hide from the cadets forever ...
A/N: Set in the magical 'verse known as Admiral Sellick!Verse (snappy I know xD), beta-ed by the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] sororexitium  :D
Disclaimer: Yes, I own these fictional characters, the next movie will consist of ninety minutes of them having sex. If only ...


 

"Great. He had to go socialise ..." )
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Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful [info]sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD). So sorry for the late posting, but both Kim and I suffered an attack of RL and it's still pretty hectic at the moment. Thankyou for reading, and i hope Jim's cheekiness pleases :D 
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc 

Previous part: Jim beats the Kobayashi Maru, and remembers Bones' promise ...
 

"It had been six months since the destruction of Vulcan - six months of debriefings, funerals, 'parties', work, haggling, bartering and downright bribing of other Captains in order to get the best Enterprise crew ...." )

 


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Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful [info]sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Previous Part: Jim decides that Bones needs some stress relief after such a busy day ...



 

"Jim? Is it true? You beat the Kobayashi Maru?" )
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Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful [info]sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Onward to Part 3!

Previous Part: Dinner, bourbon, what could go wrong?


 

"Jim sniggered as he walked through Starfleet Medical, waving cheerily at Admiral Sellick as he headed out into the bright sunshine ..." )

 


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Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful [info]sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Here is part two :D

 Previous Part: Take 1 of Jim's attempt to have sex with Bones ...
 

"It had been a week since the failed attempt between Jim and Bones to have mind-numbingly awesome sex, and this time, Jim was prepared ..." )

 

 


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Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

"Jim, you wouldn't know a 'proper Southern good time' if it did the dance of the seven veils in front of you." )

 "Part 2 ... Jim tries again ..."


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Title: "Hopelessly Addicted"
Pairing: Jim / Gaila, Jim / Bones (unrequited?)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's not that Jim doesn't appreciate Gaila ...
A/N: This is comment fic inspired by [livejournal.com profile] 7ofeleven 's icon in a comment on [livejournal.com profile] nikki4noo 's journal (read her new entry! Just not at work!), and the susbequent prompt. Darn you enabling woman xD. Un-betaed, and no, I don't own them ... *sighs* Title taken from the Corrs' "Hopelessly addicted" :D

 

"It's not like Jim doesn't appreciate Gaila ..." )

 


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What's this? Avoiding of essays? YES SIRREE it is :P

Prompt challenge on STXI-Sinfest by [livejournal.com profile] hilsongirl 

Pairing: McCoy/Chekov
Rating: NC-17? (Thinking this due to ANGSTY ANGSTNESS that abounds in this :P)
Challenge: I need to leave my own head for a while
A/N: Beta-ed by [livejournal.com profile] sororexitium , and if I owned Star Trek, would I really be posting these here? Nope, I'd be putting these into the Films and TV Series! :D


 

I need to leave my own head for a while ... )

 

*Gleefully runs from the angst she's created xD*
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This was a three word prompt by [livejournal.com profile] iruse234 on kirk_mccoy, and I thought ... why not? :P

Rating is PG-13, beta-ed by [livejournal.com profile] sororexitium, and naturally I do not own these characters - if I did, there would have been a HECK of a lot more smouldering sex glances between Jim and Bones xD



" ... Should I even bother asking?" )
  
 

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In a bid to cheer myself up after the angst in "Darkness to Light", this came about. Complete Crack, rated NC-17 due to McCoy having such a dirty mind :P
Beta-ed by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] sororexitium  :D
Wordcount : 2796 :)


 

It wasn't even 3pm, and Leonard McCoy was desperate for a drink ... )

 


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As promised, here is the second part of this fic :)
Warning are as before, simply due to the sheer angst and hotness these characters create :D

Beta-ed by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] sororexitium , this measures out at 6,689 words :)

Link to Part 1 :D )



It's the day of the Narada Incident, and it starts like all others. )
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This fic was born from a typo in a comment on the lovely [livejournal.com profile] sororexitium 's LJ, where instead of saying I was writing a Vaako TO Bones fic, I wrote Vaako/Bones. 10 minutes later, I look back and go "hang on a minute ..."
This is also beta-ed by her, and she helped sort out the end which drove me nuts for HOURS as I tried to make it work :)

I warn you now, there is ANGST, there is romance, there is more angst, and there are two Karl Urbans (who's a health warning by himself as it is ...)

Naturally, I do not own these fandoms - if I did, do you really think I'd be a student?

In two parts :)


 

The first time they fuck is when Vaako is tired of constantly being alone, and Leonard wants nothing more than to forget the sheer hell that is his life .. )
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Title: Methods of persuasion
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: 15 (film classification anyway :P)
Disclaimer: Yes, I do own the rights to Star Trek - the next film will consist purely of Jim and Bones throwing each other smouldering looks and then finally getting it on ... If only xD
Summary: Jim Kirk cheats xD


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Jim Kirk cheats xD )

 

 

 



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