amine_eyes | "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk" 5/5

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD). So sorry for the late posting, but both Kim and I suffered an attack of RL and it's still pretty hectic at the moment. Thankyou for reading, and i hope Jim's cheekiness pleases :D
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Previous part: Jim beats the Kobayashi Maru, and remembers Bones' promise ...

It had been six months since the destruction of Vulcan – six months of debriefings, funerals, ‘parties’, work, haggling, bartering and downright bribing of other Captains and the Admiralty in order to get the crew that Jim knew would bring out the best that the Enterprise had to offer. It was the last day of sitting in a room surrounded by Admirals and other Captains as they all tried to get their chosen people on their ships, and Jim breathed a sigh of relief as they came to the close. He managed to get the senior officers that he wanted, he managed to get every single person he wanted from cleaning to tactical on his ship, all that was left to do was sign off on Bones’ appointment as CMO, and he could go back and collapse on his bed ‘til Scotty commed him with the latest repair to the Enterprise. The rest of the room joined him in stretching and cracking various parts of their bodies as Admiral Barnett searched through the pile of PADDs for Bones’ record. As the room came to order, Jim was reminded again that crew-building was like cage-fighting as he and the other Captains geared up to get as many good people on their ships as possible, while the Admiralty flexed their political muscles as they fought every single decision made. He was brought back to the present as Barnett cleared his throat, and began to speak.

“Gentlemen, the appointment of Doctor McCoy …”

-x-x-x-x-

Jim somehow managed to leave the room without causing any damage, not remembering if he saluted anyone but assuming he did by the lack of anyone yelling at him for not showing proper etiquette. He wandered through the halls of Starfleet in a daze, Admiral Barnett’s words rolling around in his head like a death-knell:

“Doctor McCoy has two applications on his file, one to serve as the Chief Medical Officer on the USS Enterprise, and one to serve as head of research at Starfleet Medical. As he would be welcomed in either role due to his records, it is up to McCoy to make the final decision on which role he would care to fill.”

Jim would normally not have worried about Bones’ decision, he’d have known already, but Bones was at court today re-negotiating the custody agreement with Jocelyn. If he could be posted to Earth, he’d be able to have Joanna for partial custody – and not only that, but he wouldn’t have to go into space on a ‘tin-can that’d shake to bits as soon as he looked at it’. These two combined together, and Jim knew, he knew, that Bones would stay on Earth, and Jim would lose his best friend, his partner, his … his Bones.

He fumbled with the pass-code to their apartment, barely managing to enter it correctly as his hands started to shake with the knowledge that Bones was going to leave him, was going to stay on Earth while Jim went off into space, that it wouldn’t be the two of them exploring the universe, side by side, together. Entering, he collapsed on the couch as he put his head into his hands, ignoring the tightening of his eyes as he folded up, staring at his boots unblinking.

He stayed like that for God knew how long, playing out the various ways that Bones would tell him he was staying behind, when the door beeped as someone entered their pass-code. Standing up, he headed towards the door, almost running into Bones who came in the other side with a grin as big as the sun, breaking Jim’s heart as he came forward and hugged Jim.

“Jim, they redid the custody agreement! I’m getting partial custody of Joanna!”

“That’s brilliant! Really Bones, that’s fantastic!” Jim managed to say as he looked at the sheer joy on Bones’ face, and Bones leaned back slightly and looking at Jim with the big grin still on his face as Jim continued speaking.

“Well Bones, you’ll have the best of both worlds! Not only having Joanna, but you’ll get to do all the research you want! Good luck to you!”

Bones’ grin faded slightly as he titled his head to the side.

“Jim? What are you talking about?”

“The research post at Starfleet Medical, learned about their application for you today. You’ll get to do all your research and have Joanna; it’s all good isn’t it?”

Bones sighed a little as he replied

“Jim, why would I be taking a research post?”

Jim stepped out of Bones’ hug as he replied, trying to avoid looking at Bones as he did so, afraid he’d say something stupid – like I love you – if he did.

“Well, you’d have Joanna, you’d get to do research, you wouldn’t have to put up with space and idiots like me deciding to injure themselves in new and exciting ways, you won’t have to live on a tin-can that stays up in the sky by the combined power of wishes and prayers – it’s the best deal possible. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve probably got a comm. from Scotty saying whether the latest repair on the Enterprise is up to scratch or not.”

He turned to walk away, but Bones grabbed his elbow, turning him back round to face the worried look on Bones’ face.

“Jim, the custody agreement is the same whether I’m in space or on Earth – I’ll have Joanna for her school holidays, and I’ll get better comm. access, but it doesn’t matter where I’m posted. I thought … I thought I was heading on the Enterprise. With you.”

Jim looked into Bones’ face, seeing the slight crease between his eyebrows that was the first indicator of worry.

“The decision is yours; you can have either post …. I thought you hated space though. In fact, I know you hate space because I’ve had the lecture about it being full of disease and danger from the first time we met, regardless of the seminars you’ve organised for astrophobics. The only reason you joined Starfleet you said, was because you couldn’t work back in Georgia. Why would you want to go back out when you can stay on Earth?”

Bones sighed again, leaning his forehead against Jim’s.

“Jim … yes, I joined Starfleet because I had nowhere else to go, but I stayed … I stayed because of you. I’ll follow you anywhere, and if you want … I’ll stay with you. Besides, I already rejected the offer for researching and accepted the CMO post … if you’ll have me.”

Jim looked into Bones’ eyes and replied in a sarky tone.

“What do you think?”

Bones’ words then sunk into Jim’s head, and he started to smile.

“…We’re going to be on the Enterprise together …”

The grin on his face echoed on Bones’ as he replied.

“Captain Jim Kirk … the universe won’t know what’s hit it.”

The grin on Jim’s face grew wider as he leaned into Bones, poking him in the side.

“Cheers Bones, thanks for the support.”

Bones grinned back as his arms moved around Jim’s back to rest on his hips.

“Anytime Jim, anytime.”

Jim leaned in further, pressing a small kiss to Bones’ lips as his hands rested on Bones’ hips.

“You do realise, this means I’ve failed miserably in having sex with you Bones.”

Bones looked at him in confusion, raising the doom eyebrow slightly.

“What?”

Jim laughed as he leaned forward for a long kiss.

“I’ve failed miserably in having sex with Bones, because now I’ll be having sex with Doctor McCoy, Chief Medical Officer of the USS Enterprise that’s why …”

Bones’ chuckle filled the room as he met Jim’s lips slowly, tenderly kissing him.

“Does this mean I get to have sex with Captain Kirk then?”

Jim beamed as he kissed back.

“If you want …”

The two of them stood there kissing lazily for a while, as the knowledge that they were going to go and explore the universe together, sank into their heads. Eventually Jim broke off, and looked at Bones.

“So … there’s lube in the bathroom, there’s no need to go out tomorrow because we’re both off duty for the weekend … fancy taking this into the bedroom?”

Bones shook his head in disbelief as he laughed, tugging Jim towards the bedroom as he continued to kiss him. Jim happily complied, letting his hands roam free across Bones’ body as they staggered through into the bedroom, sinking down on to the bed as they melded into each other. Jim broke off the kiss in order to run to the bathroom to get the lube, stripping as he went. He returned into the room to see Bones already shirtless and in the process of removing his trousers as Jim walked through. A big grin appeared on his face, and he quickly stepped forward, knocking Bones back onto the bed and clambering on top for another long kiss,

“Damnit Jim, do I even get to remove my clothes before you jump me?” Bones grumbled even as his hands pulled Jim closer, and Jim laughed – free and happy for the first time in six months as he replied, smile as wide as the sun.

“Nope! By order of Captain Kirk, the CMO has to be jumped at every single opportunity, especially if he’s removing his trousers!”

“My God, what am I getting into?” Bones said he went to bite Jim’s bottom lips, and Jim sniggered even as he arched into Bones’ hand on the small of his back.

“Well …”

“Oh God don’t answer!” Bones said, laughing as he flipped them over, hand going to Jim’s comm. To turn it off as Jim reached between them to continue removing Bones’ trousers. The smile on Jim’s face grew even wider as he finished stripping Bones, the both of them moaning as they sank into each other’s hold. The sounds of people walking through the Academy grounds filtered through the window as Jim reached down and loosely held Bones’ cock, and Bones’ groaned, hips quivering as he resisted shoving down onto Jim.

“Jim …”

Jim happily complied with the unspoken question-slash-demand, gripping tighter as his other hand reached further and stroked the back of Bones’ knee. Instantly his leg gave way as Bones shoved down onto Jim, moaning into his mouth as his hips snapped down onto Jim’s. Jim kissed back with as much abandon, hitching his foot up continue stroking the back of Jim’s knee, his hands going to tangle in his hair as Bones ground against his own cock and other hand. Sweat started beading on their foreheads and sides as they continued to grind against each other, moaning and kissing as if their lives depended on it. Bones gasped as Jim combined the stroke of his knee with a particularly sharp jerk and twist of his hand over the head of his cock, and he broke the kiss to scrabble for the lube sitting on the top of the bedside table. He looked down at Jim, quirked his eyebrow, and Jim smiled as he arched up in order to kiss Bones. Bones broke the kiss, and looked at Jim.

“Do you want to top, or shall I?”

Jim rolled his eyes as he dragged Bones back down for a kiss, eventually replying.

“Bones, right now, I’m not moving unless it’s to make you move faster. So …”

Bones grinned as he quickly dipped his finger in the lube, reaching down to graze it around Jim’s ass, and Jim groaned loudly. He took a brief moment of satisfaction at the sound causing Bones to jerk as though shocked by the sheer want in his voice, before Bones worked his finger into Jim, and all coherent thought was lost.

“Oh FUCK! Bones! Fuck! – Shi-I-God-I-Fuck-move-baastar-fuuuuuccck!!” Jim cried out, pushing back onto Bones’ finger and hold as his feet scrabbled for purchase on the bedclothes. Bones’ accompanying sounds of pure pleasure as he continued to open Jim wider caused all available blood to flood to Jim’s cock – already dripping and arching like the rest of him towards Bones’ body.

As Bones sunk into him, both of them cried out at the sensations. Jim tried desperately not to clench around Bones, instead dragging his nails down Bones’ chest, mind vaguely registering the red lines appearing on Bones’ dark chest amongst the hairs that lay scattered upon it. Bones was thrusting forward, visibly holding himself back from slamming forward as though he was in the Kentucky Derby, sweat starting to drip from his forehead and land on Jim’s flushed body and the tangled blankets. Both of held off as long as possible, but the tension, the feeling, it grew too much, and the two of them moved faster and faster, clenching around and jerking each other’s cock in an attempt to finish together.

Jim could feel the waves of heat collect below his stomach, his balls draw up tight, and his own stiffening body echoed above him as Bones arms shook with the knowledge of impending orgasm. His stomach muscles tightened, and he blinked and leaned forward to capture Jim’s lips in a kiss.

The contact was the straw that broke the camel’s back, and with cries that echoed off the walls of the room (and probably caused anyone walking to past to either think that someone was being murdered or become aroused), the two of them swore and stilled as they came on the other.

Jim just managed to grab enough energy to move half his body out the way as Bones’ arms gave way and he collapsed onto the bed. He left his legs tangled with Bones as he panted, trying to gain back enough energy to move that little bit further and grab the cloth on the table to clean them up. His arm twitched, and Jim gave up, instead flinging it over Bones’ hip and drawing him in for a lazy kiss, Bones blinked, moving his own hand to pass through Jim’s hair slowly as he rested on his side. Bones yawned, settling down into the pillows, and Jim followed suit.

“We should really get a blanket over, what with … chills …” Jim murmured, eyes already closing as he moved slightly closer to Bones.

“Computer, set room temperature to twenty-five degrees Celsius” Bones drawled, and smiled briefly, smugly, his eyes fluttering shut.

As Jim slipped further into sleep, a smile played on his lips as his breathing settled, and he fell asleep with the knowledge that this would be the first of many nights …