Randomage... complete and utter

Title: The Cleverest of Them All
Fandom: Horrible Histories
Character: Pirate Captain!Mat
Genre: Porn with a vague semblance of Plot
Rating: NC-17
Contains: Masturbation, Mat Baynton in a dress, a vague semblance of plot,  death of OC
Beta:None
Summary: he's the cleverest pirate of them all ...

A/N: This was written for a prompt on hhanon, where Pirate Captain!Mat very much enjoyed being in drag (nudge nudge wink wink) and I couldn't resist. After all, when Pirate Captain!Mat in a dress looks like this, how could you? ;D

Disclaimer: Don't own, never will own :)

( "He swayed into his cabin, the door banging against the wall as the ship rolled with the waves, a grin on his face as he caught sight of himself in the mirror ..." )

Title: "Fever and Silk"
Fandom: Horrible Histories
Pairing: Charles II/Sotheby
Rating: NC-17
Beta: None
Prompts used: Charles II/Sotheby, restraints, attention
Warnings: Bondage, complete lack of historical accuracy
Summary: Charles II's attempt to make Sotheby not worry anymore. So far, it's working.

A/N: So after I wrote "Last one to the enemy buys the drinks in Berlin", I decided I wanted to write some smut. Smut involving Charles II and Sotheby, to be more precise. It ended up being completely late for the Porn Battle, had a number of goes (Charles II is no longer a complete Texts From Last Night Guy in better clothes), but here it is :). For those not in the know, here are Charles II and Sotheby being ridiculously adorable :)

Disclaimer: Don't own, never will own!


( "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were enjoying this Sothers ..." )