Randomage... complete and utter

Title: "It was sex pollen!" (Or, how to have a weird day on the USS Enterprise)
Pairing: Jim Kirk / Leonard McCoy
Authors: amine_eyes  and brytewolf  :D
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Oh God we most certainly do not own xD
A/N: I ... honestly don't know how this came about xD Started as a reply to brytewolf 's "Horseflesh and Cowboy Hats" comment fic on the Daily Captain and Daily Doctor feature on jim_and_bones , and randomly grew into ... well, epic crack of crackness. I think that's the only way to describe it xD. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did when writing :)
Warnings: Highlight to see - [Crack, swearing, implicit rimming, voyeurism]

 

 

( "So how exactly did they find out about us having sex? Jim?" )

 

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD). So sorry for the late posting, but both Kim and I suffered an attack of RL and it's still pretty hectic at the moment. Thankyou for reading, and i hope Jim's cheekiness pleases :D 
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc 

Previous part: Jim beats the Kobayashi Maru, and remembers Bones' promise ...
 

( "It had been six months since the destruction of Vulcan - six months of debriefings, funerals, 'parties', work, haggling, bartering and downright bribing of other Captains in order to get the best Enterprise crew ...." )

 

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

( "Jim, you wouldn't know a 'proper Southern good time' if it did the dance of the seven veils in front of you." )

 "Part 2 ... Jim tries again ..."