Randomage... complete and utter

Title: "It was sex pollen!" (Or, how to have a weird day on the USS Enterprise)
Pairing: Jim Kirk / Leonard McCoy
Authors: amine_eyes  and brytewolf  :D
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Oh God we most certainly do not own xD
A/N: I ... honestly don't know how this came about xD Started as a reply to brytewolf 's "Horseflesh and Cowboy Hats" comment fic on the Daily Captain and Daily Doctor feature on jim_and_bones , and randomly grew into ... well, epic crack of crackness. I think that's the only way to describe it xD. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did when writing :)
Warnings: Highlight to see - [Crack, swearing, implicit rimming, voyeurism]

 

 

( "So how exactly did they find out about us having sex? Jim?" )

 

Title: "That morning feeling"
Pairing: Jim Kirk / Leonard McCoy
Rating: PG
Summary: Sometimes, it's nice to take the little pleasures :)
A/N: inspired by the semi-weekly man on man posts on jim_and_bones , the particular picture is under the cut :) Unbeta-ed
Disclaimer: I own them! ... / dreams


( "He's woken by soft kisses along his temples, along the corners of his eyes ..." )

Title: "Lunchtime and socialising"
Characters: Jim Kirk, Leonard McCoy
Rating: PG-13, purely for the solitary swearword of Leonard's. (No, I can't believe he only swore once either xD)
Summary: It's been a month since Leonard joined Starfleet, and he can't hide from the cadets forever ...
A/N: Set in the magical 'verse known as Admiral Sellick!Verse (snappy I know xD), beta-ed by the wonderful sororexitium  :D
Disclaimer: Yes, I own these fictional characters, the next movie will consist of ninety minutes of them having sex. If only ...

 

( "Great. He had to go socialise ..." )

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD). So sorry for the late posting, but both Kim and I suffered an attack of RL and it's still pretty hectic at the moment. Thankyou for reading, and i hope Jim's cheekiness pleases :D 
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc 

Previous part: Jim beats the Kobayashi Maru, and remembers Bones' promise ...
 

( "It had been six months since the destruction of Vulcan - six months of debriefings, funerals, 'parties', work, haggling, bartering and downright bribing of other Captains in order to get the best Enterprise crew ...." )

 

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Previous Part: Jim decides that Bones needs some stress relief after such a busy day ...

 

( "Jim? Is it true? You beat the Kobayashi Maru?" )

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Onward to Part 3!

Previous Part: Dinner, bourbon, what could go wrong?

 

( "Jim sniggered as he walked through Starfleet Medical, waving cheerily at Admiral Sellick as he headed out into the bright sunshine ..." )

 

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Here is part two :D

 Previous Part: Take 1 of Jim's attempt to have sex with Bones ...
 

( "It had been a week since the failed attempt between Jim and Bones to have mind-numbingly awesome sex, and this time, Jim was prepared ..." )

 

 

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

( "Jim, you wouldn't know a 'proper Southern good time' if it did the dance of the seven veils in front of you." )

 "Part 2 ... Jim tries again ..."

Title: "Hopelessly Addicted"
Pairing: Jim / Gaila, Jim / Bones (unrequited?)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's not that Jim doesn't appreciate Gaila ...
A/N: This is comment fic inspired by 7ofeleven 's icon in a comment on nikki4noo 's journal (read her new entry! Just not at work!), and the susbequent prompt. Darn you enabling woman xD. Un-betaed, and no, I don't own them ... *sighs* Title taken from the Corrs' "Hopelessly addicted" :D

 

( "It's not like Jim doesn't appreciate Gaila ..." )

 

What's this? Avoiding of essays? YES SIRREE it is :P

Prompt challenge on STXI-Sinfest by hilsongirl 

Pairing: McCoy/Chekov
Rating: NC-17? (Thinking this due to ANGSTY ANGSTNESS that abounds in this :P)
Challenge: I need to leave my own head for a while
A/N: Beta-ed by sororexitium , and if I owned Star Trek, would I really be posting these here? Nope, I'd be putting these into the Films and TV Series! :D

 

( I need to leave my own head for a while ... )

 

*Gleefully runs from the angst she's created xD*