Randomage... complete and utter

Title: "One two three ..."
Fandom: STXI
Characters: McCoy, Kirk
Rating: G
Genre: Gen
Contains: Dialogue only
Beta: None
Summary: McCoy tries to teach Jim to dance ...
A/N: Written for this prompt on buckleup_meme: I'm a sucker for daaaaaaaaaancing. Starfleet's gotta have fancy balls, right? :)
Disclaimer: Don't own!

( "Aaand one two three, one two three, step ball change, and then AGHH!!!" )


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Title: "Bedtime"
Fandom: STXI
Pairing: McCoy/Kirk
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff :)
Beta: None
Summary: Jim reads David a bedtime story :)
A/N: Written for this prompt on buckleup_meme: Jim Kirk Discovers True Love™ :D
Disclaimer: Don't own, never will own!

( "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away ..." )

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Title: "Dearly Beloved"
Fandom: STXI
Pairing:McCoy/Kirk
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff
Beta:None
Summary: Jim and Bones on their wedding day :)
A/N: Written for the prompt Jim's last day as Playboy of Starfleet on the Flash Fic challenge on jim_and_bones :)
Disclaimer: Don't own, never will own!
( "He's taking deep breaths, conscious of how the dress uniform raises up slightly as he does so, of the scratchiness of the collar coming into contact with his newly cut hair ..." )

Title: "Dance with the Devil"
Characters: Jim Kirk, Leonard McCoy
Rating: R for implied themes of violence
Summary: Leonard was being offered a very competitve package ...
A/N: commentfic for the "Daily Captain and the Daily Doctor" posts on jim_and_bones, Mafia!AU :)
Disclaimer: I own them! ... damn, back to reality ...

 

( "Leonard shuts his eyes in an attempt to block out what's happening, but it only makes his heart pound louder ..." )

 

Title: "That morning feeling"
Pairing: Jim Kirk / Leonard McCoy
Rating: PG
Summary: Sometimes, it's nice to take the little pleasures :)
A/N: inspired by the semi-weekly man on man posts on jim_and_bones , the particular picture is under the cut :) Unbeta-ed
Disclaimer: I own them! ... / dreams


( "He's woken by soft kisses along his temples, along the corners of his eyes ..." )

Title: "Lunchtime and socialising"
Characters: Jim Kirk, Leonard McCoy
Rating: PG-13, purely for the solitary swearword of Leonard's. (No, I can't believe he only swore once either xD)
Summary: It's been a month since Leonard joined Starfleet, and he can't hide from the cadets forever ...
A/N: Set in the magical 'verse known as Admiral Sellick!Verse (snappy I know xD), beta-ed by the wonderful sororexitium  :D
Disclaimer: Yes, I own these fictional characters, the next movie will consist of ninety minutes of them having sex. If only ...

 

( "Great. He had to go socialise ..." )

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Previous Part: Jim decides that Bones needs some stress relief after such a busy day ...

 

( "Jim? Is it true? You beat the Kobayashi Maru?" )

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Onward to Part 3!

Previous Part: Dinner, bourbon, what could go wrong?

 

( "Jim sniggered as he walked through Starfleet Medical, waving cheerily at Admiral Sellick as he headed out into the bright sunshine ..." )

 

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

( "Jim, you wouldn't know a 'proper Southern good time' if it did the dance of the seven veils in front of you." )

 "Part 2 ... Jim tries again ..."

Title: "Hopelessly Addicted"
Pairing: Jim / Gaila, Jim / Bones (unrequited?)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's not that Jim doesn't appreciate Gaila ...
A/N: This is comment fic inspired by 7ofeleven 's icon in a comment on nikki4noo 's journal (read her new entry! Just not at work!), and the susbequent prompt. Darn you enabling woman xD. Un-betaed, and no, I don't own them ... *sighs* Title taken from the Corrs' "Hopelessly addicted" :D

 

( "It's not like Jim doesn't appreciate Gaila ..." )