Methods of Persuasion
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amine_eyesPairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: 15 (film classification anyway :P)
Disclaimer: Yes, I do own the rights to Star Trek - the next film will consist purely of Jim and Bones throwing each other smouldering looks and then finally getting it on ... If only xD
Summary: Jim Kirk cheats xD
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“Bones …”
“No!”
“But Booooonnnnnes!”
“I said no, and I meant it!”
“Pleeeeeeeeeease? Pretty pretty please with cherries and Bourbon on top?”
“How many more times am I gonna have to say this to get it through your thick skull Jim? No!”
“…”
“Jim, what are you – Oh …. That’s cheating and you know it.”
“I have no idea what you mean oh Bonesy of mine.”
“Don’t even try it Jim … you know it’s cheating you damn - … Stop it!”
“I can’t help it if you’re ticklish Theeeere Bonesy can I?”
“That look on your face should be criminalised …”
“Do you want me to stop?”
“Look, I never said that I didn’t enjoy it, it’s just you can’t use your wiles in order to get me to agree to this – God damn it Jim!”
“So you liked that then?”
“God – yes – just – move – Jim!”
“I’m sorry; I can’t hear the magic phrase over the sound of my awesomeness.”
“Jim is this really the – Shit! – Yes – God – please”
“Not that one Bonesy – you know, the other one that I – Fuck – Bones - you cheat!”
“I learnt from the best, now – you – say it!”
“Boones ….”
“Not – that – one – fuck Christ shit -”
“Fuck – me – sideways! – Come – on – bastarding – Southern – asshole -”
“God – yes – move – and -”
“Fuck – Christ – Bones!”
“Jim!”
“…”
“So can we get a puppy? I promise I’ll look after it – Bones why are you growling?”
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“Captain, if I was to be so bold as to ask why you were standing outside of Doctor McCoy’s room with no clothes on, what would the answer be?”
“Never ask Bones if we can get a puppy – not even after mind-blowing awesome sex.”
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Date: 2010-03-05 11:56 am (UTC)As for Spock? I hadn't actually thought the crewmember was him - I just wrote it as thoguh some poor crewman having to see a naked Jim AGAIN, as thoguh it was a regular occurrence. *looks back over story* ... hmmm ... Spock ...
Thanks for the review! :)
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Date: 2010-03-05 11:57 am (UTC)I though it was Spock because the sentence sounded a bit formal.
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Date: 2010-03-05 12:07 pm (UTC)BTW, love the icons! Gene and Sam for the win xD
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Date: 2010-08-23 06:42 am (UTC)What you did was absolutely amazing :D :D *continues to dance about it* :D
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