Stolen from pretty much everyone at this point :)

[amine_eyes]

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.


:)))

EDIT: Because it's me, I will try to keep it to 3 or less sentences, but it will probably be more like 6 or 7 xD

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[doreyg.livejournal.com]

How sharing toothbrushes rots your cock (or something, his handwriting is appalling). XDDDDD

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[amine-eyes.livejournal.com]

He'd be the guy who'd tell you facts about STDs at the breakfast table xDDD

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

As Hardy is choking on his cereal and Nelson is just giving him a handjob to shut him up. XDDD

[amine-eyes.livejournal.com]

"And then," he says gleefully, STILL eating (and how, how is that possible), " after about a week of terrible itching, sometimes it -"

"William," Nelson says mildly, as Hardy tries not to throw up his breakfast, "if you don't shut up, I'll personally murder you in your sleep."

Hardy eventually manages to swallow as Beatty leans back in his chair, grinning widely.

"Are you going to make me?"

Hardy feels Nelson shift in his seat, and suddenly Beatty's head hits the back of the chair as he scrabbles for purchase on the tablecloth.

"Fuck!"

Nelson is the one to grin at that, and Hardy decides to finish his breakfast.

Besides, it'll take time for Beatty to be reduced to an incoherent pile of moans and arching spine if Nelson's only using his foot.

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

...*Is dead*

[amine-eyes.livejournal.com]

Much as I imagine Beatty is <3

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

I just imagine them giving him all the orgasms to calm him down/shut him up. <3333