"The Trials of One James Tiberius Kirk" 2/5?

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Here is part two :D

 Previous Part: Take 1 of Jim's attempt to have sex with Bones ...
 

( "It had been a week since the failed attempt between Jim and Bones to have mind-numbingly awesome sex, and this time, Jim was prepared ..." )



 

 

"The Trials of One James Tiberius Kirk" 2/5?

Title: "The Trials of one James Tiberius Kirk - (Or, Five times he tried to have sex with Bones and failed miserably)"
Pairing: Kirk / McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: All Jim wants is fantastic sex with Bones, is that so much to ask?
Beta: the wonderful sororexitium  :D
A/N: This is set in the same magical 'verse as "I'm so awesome!", "Had a good day Captain?" and "Work and relationships do NOT mix!" - namely, Admiral Sellick!Verse :D (God, I thought up a name for it xD)
Disclaimer: Do not own, yadda yadda etc etc

Here is part two :D

 Previous Part: Take 1 of Jim's attempt to have sex with Bones ...
 

( "It had been a week since the failed attempt between Jim and Bones to have mind-numbingly awesome sex, and this time, Jim was prepared ..." )